Mike Murphy's Blog

Finally, our newest product – a bag of holes.

After much discussion with a manufacturer in the Arctic Circle, we are proud to launch our latest product after popular demand. Following on from his world-famous discovery of the ‘Hole in the Stick’ technique, Mike has decided to sell these laser-cut, precision holes in a range of sizes – for any wooden, or plastic, spatula.

After many years of R&D, in the Dermalase Research Unit, we are pleased to finally put these little beauties on sale – click here for your new bag of holes.

They come in quantities of 100 or 10,000 (for the particlarly busy laser user) and are very competitively priced.

Don’t fall for the inferior holes often found from the Antartctic – they just don’t cut the mustard!!

Unfortunately, due to the unprecedented recent demand, we are curently out of stock!! Can you believe it?

However, we are expecting a new batch of quality-controlled, super-smashing holes soon. Keep your eyes peeled….

Ta very much,

Mike.

NOTE – This is a joke! Not to be taken seriously. Anyone taking this seriously must see a doctor immediately and must stop operating laser/IPL equipment. Help can be found for such a condition, although a lack of a sense of humour is a very disturbing issue…

Finally, DO NOT order a bag of holes – FROM ANYONE!!!